Thanks to all your advice I made some love-erly Chunk Monkey yarn:
I remembered I had a super slow whorl for my wheel
Poi-fect for biggy yarn & Navajo plying. I need to haul out Alden & read about ratios
In Spindle Slut(TM) news:
My Kundert spindle came. Gorgey, no? Spins gorgeous. And a very nice person to deal with too!
In celebration I had to order High Whorling by PGR. I may, or may not have ordered another spindle & some sexy silk blend fibers, not telling.
My beautiful gap-toothed girl.
Now I must clean the house for the extended family invasion tomorrow.